Joke of the day !

Welcome the usual sexy hot BABE !
Even when he's eating, he still want to show off his sexy lips.

Like 2 hot dogs stick together. (So familiar...HAHAH)

Can you feel the electricity between ur eyes & his?

Well, i did & i almost DIE TERRIBLY. HAHAHA.

& a damn sick one !!! Damn irritating right? Haha.

Guess our class are like used to it.

He loves to scare girls. Like came in to the classrm

& stand beside a girl & shouted 'AHh.' directly in our ears!

& we always got shocked!

The bread look so real! Like so tempted to eat can.

I like the pink cushion above! So cute right? haha.

There's a blue one too :D

He folded this rose using tissue paper.

he did twice coz the first one he folded, i deliberately put inside my nose.

HAHAHA, all the guys BTH meee.

& i even threw the 1st rose on the plate after i ate.. HAHA.

I thought he din't saw it but he said 'Aww, u throw my heart away' (Just jokin')

HAHAHA. Damn idiot right ?!

This is what happen when 2 cam whore(s) met. HAHA.

Felt so sicked during lesson, so lacked of sleep.

My eyes like half close, even my teammates said that i can dozed off anytime.

Had a hard time doing my presentation. Feel like killing myself.

Aft sch, supposingly going over JP with my classmates

But end up went overy to CWP instd to buy bday cake for one of my classmate.

Left class late today coz we're waiting for the late queen.

She didn't came school today so we met her straight at CWP.

Who knows when our class have ended, she's still at the East area.

Finally she called me, telling me that she've reached.

But my classmates & i decided to do a prank on her.

She called me...

Daphanie: He..llo.. (in a crying voice)

Jesslyn: Hello, i'm going to reached CWP already, where are you & the rest?

Daphanie: (cont. crying) I..dont..know where are the rest.

After i came back from toilet..all of them left alr & even placed a note on the board.

'Dont come find us' (cont. crying)

Jesslyn: Huh? How come? Okok, i call Khid now.

I sweared everybody kept laughing. Even i can't control too !!!! SO hilarious.

So abt 1min later.. Jesslyn called Khid.

Khid: hello. Where're u?

jesslyn: Im reaching alr. eh, why u all leave daphanie in the classrm?

She crying now you know?

Khid: You know what? She's damn smelly la. I can't stand the smell man.

Jesslyn: Huh? But she's crying now..You all go find her leh. She's in class.

Khid: Dont want la, i dont want stand beside a smelly girl.

Jesslyn: Orhh okok, anw i reaching alr. How abt you & the rest? & Daphanie?

Khid: We're going now. Oh ya, buy a bottle of deodorant for Daphanie. She's so smelly la.

Damn it ! Out of so many things, he said that i'm smelly !!!! LOLOL.

BTW, it's JOKING uh. I'm not smelly OKAY !! Hahha.

Damn irritating, everyone kept controlling their laughters coz we on 'loud speaker'.

Even when we reached CWP, we still lied to her.

& khid kept using that 'i'm smelly' as a reason to leave me behind. Damn HIM!

Finally reached ! Aft they walked in, i quickly ran over & scare Jes.

HAHA. So now Jess, you know you have been TRICKED !

I'm like so embarrassed la coz in the class, there's 1 outsider.

But she kept laughing too. I'm alil too drama i guess. HAHA.

Jess told me to read her blog cause she claimed that she wrote about me.

So i viewed, & i realise that Sally, Khid & her had conference.

& talked about my blog post, like how funny it is that i blog about my classmates.

Don't know got say my bad things anot HOR? Haha. Jking luhh!

Alright, i'm so lazy to cont. now. Haha. Byeeeee (:

Reply of tags:

JSLYN: gosshhh! tskk. ur blog surely alot ppl see lor. got the bigjoker KHIDBOB wad. lol. HAHAHAHA. eh u all so bad. *SobSob* i've been pranked. i knew it man. whr got suddenly u cry lyk tt one~~~

Daphanie: Hahah, you sure you knew it?? Lalalals ~

Mayling: seriously , i don mind go down ur sch siia ! oh my . but i too young for them la. hahaha . all th hunk all run for you & not me lurh. don wan xia sway myself ><

Daphanie: Hahaha! I help you keep a look out k? No la, dont so no confident k.

If chinese dont want, i stil have malays. Dont want, still have indian ar bo china.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH !

Elisa: she man-hunt! hunt for men. hahaha .
Elisa: hehe who knows? maybe she never see our tags.

Daphanie: hahaha, nvm. I not scared. My sch is racial harmony.

We've all sorts of races for her to choose ! 包她满意!

Est: HAHAHAs.You Is KeAi de Lo. Lols.whiiex hatiiex miiex arhhgs?. Ok,eew i knw this is annoying.i stop! LOLS

Daphanie: Damn annoying la. Idiot, faster send me the pics hor !

venessa: yoh! srysry, com suddenly can't use internet for a moment! =X u meant the couple ah? waaaa.... DAP still the Same... li siao siao one! hahahas.. =P hehes. MISS U LA. Like u don't miss us? hahahahas.

Daphanie: Hahha, My whole post la. Of coz i love to disturb people (:

Ya, i miss you all alot leh !!!

Sally: HAHA KHIDHIR

Daphanie: Hahahah! The one & only sexy BABE.